If you looked up the definition of “bloke” in a dictionary, it would have a picture of Max Branning next to it. Thankfully for the residents of Walford, Max is not afraid to dish out advice on a wide range of issues from his wealth of life experience. In this new Blokes on Soaps feature, we will put together various nuggets of information straight from the mouth of Max in the hope that it will help you with similar problems that you may be experiencing in your personal and professional lifes.
Max Branning on circumcision:
”Darren, not eating bacon is not eating bacon. If the worst came to the worst I could probably live without bacon. I wouldn’t like it but I probably could. But taking cold steel to the old shrizzlestick mate, thats something else all together. I mean you aint seriously thinking about that are you? Darren, listen to me, I’ve sacrificed a lot for women alright. Me pride. Me self respect. Me marriage. Me mental health. But I’d draw the line at that. I mean, if you was a little baby I’d say yeah, alright, maybe, but you’re full a grown man. It’s gonna blooming hurt Darren. It makes me even want to cross my legs thinking about it.”
