Max Branning on the potential transport nightmare that is getting back from the hospital after having undergone a circumcision:
“That’s if you can get a cab to stop for you afterwards. I knew this geezer who had it done. Tried to get a cab from outside the hospital, all the sudden it blows up like a balloon. Five times the size it was. He had to dive into the nearest shop and grab what he could out of the freezer, he was in agony. No cabs gonna stop for him is it? I mean, there he is, middle of Artilery Road, trousers round his ankles, and a bag of chicken nuggets down his pants.”
Categories: EastEnders, Max's Advice
