Max Branning on why women are best off avoiding getting with gentlemen from across the pond:
“I’ll tell you what, those American lads. They’ll have you knocked up, living in some trailer park, eating squirrell as soon as they’ve looked at ya”
She’s hot. She speaks French/Italian. She wears hats. She cares about the environment. She’s named after a month in the year. What more could you want from Summer Bay’s newest fittie, April Scott? Well, how about some bikini photos
We’ve had to wait a few months since her debut, but the Home and Away produces have finally given us blokes what we want – April, played by Rhiannon Fish, in a tiny bikini and soaking wet on the beach. And just for you, we’ve cut Xavier out of the photos as well. The last thing we want is that “weird shaped head” (according to a regular reader!) lad spoiling the view. Enjoy:
Max Branning on the best way to enchant a woman that you have been interested in for a long time into the bedroom:
“Just chill out will ya. If you want to seal the deal tonight it’s not rocket science is it, just have a bit of a laugh, few drinks, couple of well rehearsed lines. Jodie’s here because she knows you’re a good bloke. You are a good bloke. So just get her hammered. And don’t pull your stitches”
