Max Branning on why he would rather spend time with men than women – not that he is homosexual, of course. Max is far too much of a bloke for that
“I aint got a missus. I’m done with all that. Who needs birds. Give me a bloke for a drink and a laugh anyday. I mean women, they’re just too complicated aint they. Always fussing. Plumping cushions. They never tell you what they want do they, I mean they always expect you to guess. I mean a geezer, you know what he wants ‘cos he just comes out with it don’t he, you know he says so. No messing about expecting you to be like Derren Brown.”
Categories: Max's Advice
