Blokes On Soaps

Stacey Slater will bid farwell to EastEnders on Christmas Day as she bows out of the soap after six years. During that time she has had an affair with her father-in-law, got married twice to the same man, gone totally mental, had a baby, been raped and murdered an elderly man. Not a bad record really – and actress Lacey Turner has come away with countless awards for her portrayal and general fitness as a result.

So, what better way to pay tribute to one of Albert Sqaure’s best (and certainly fittest) characters than with this video montage of Stacey. It’s been a bad year for losing grade-a flange from the show, and Lacey’s departure is the final kick in the bollocks for all us blokes out though. We can only hope she isn’t gone from our screens for too long.

Stacey Slater, on behalf of men everywhere, thank you

Ian Beale is Walfords most successful man. To build an empire the likes of which he owns, you have to be brutally upfront with people, tell it like it is and most importantly of all take no rubbish. In these times of recession, most blokes will look to a man like Bealey to shower them with advice as to how they can be as much of a triumphant story as he is. At Blokes on Soaps we have decided it is high time to record these soundbites straight from the mouth of the fish shop king as a reminder and a guide to those looking to make the most of their lot

Ian Beale keeps it real on what he deems to be unsuitable attributes for a girlfriend for his son:

“I don’t want my son going out with that skank. She’s been fiddled with a pedo OK, she’s living with a woman who collects kids for fun, I mean Jeremy Kyle, even he’d turn his nose up at her. If in someway her breaking his heart addresses his taste in women then great”

Coming up this week in Coronation Street is the big Tram disaster storyline,  it’s being done to mark the 50th anniversary of Corrie and will also include an hour-long  live episode of the show on Thursday 9th December at 8pm.

What viewers are ‘dying’ to know is which three characters will be getting killed off.

Here’s who I think it will be:

1. Molly Dobbs
She’s set to leave the street with baby in tow, but I think she will get squashed by the Tram before she gets chance to depart.

Her death will leave the interesting storyline of Tyrone having to look after baby Jack, as Kevin won’t be able to take custody of the child as Sally can’t ever know that Kevin had been having an affair with Molly.

It’ll be a shame to see Molly leave as she is fit in a ‘I bet she’s really filthy’ way.  Her death will however be some relief to Kevin as it means Sally won’t ever find out about the affair…..

Sian Powers to DIE

2. Sian Powers
Yes, this one is really going to pull at the heart strings of the viewers, but I think the teen lesbian relationship is going to end. Sian will be trapped, legs mangled, and Sophie will be there, tearfully clutching her hand as poor Sian slips away.  Sian’s death will lead to Sophie going off the rails for months, eventually leading to her deciding that she’s attracted to men again and ends up appearing half naked on our screens on a regular basis like her older sister Rosie.

3. Ashley Peacock
Ashley and his wife Claire are set to start a new life in France, if they are leaving anyway, then why not kill Ashley off? I’ve enjoyed Ashley as a character over the years, but he’s become so stale, mainly due to a lack of decent storylines, at least he got to shag Maxine (Tracey Shaw)

If Claire decides to stay in Weatherfield, I’d like to see her hook up with Norris Cole.

It’s been a bloody long time coming, but finally Stacey Slater is showing off some cleavage again. Since the death of Bradley way back in February and the birth of Lily turned young Stace into a MILF, she hasn’t really paraded around in the skimpy outfits that had men across Britain tuning into EastEnders. But all that changed as she blatantly attempted to lure Ryan back into bed this Thursday during their shift together in The Vic

Make the most of it, as Lacey Turner is leaving the soap this Christmas, so there are only a few more weeks remaining of seeing one of the Squares hottest women ever putting it all on display