Blokes On Soaps

It was a great moment for fans of Home and Away in 2010 when Emily Symons repreived her Marilyn Chambers charater.

For us here at Blokes on Soaps, there were two very good reasons to be delighted with her return to our screens, and we’re not referring to her lovely smile and her ditzy personality.

Quite simply, Marilyn has a cracking pair of very large breasts that every man could have hours of fun with. It’s little wonder that onscreen, young Dexter Walker wanted a piece of Marilyn the Milf, much to the chargrin of Marilyn’s current boyfriend Dr Sid Walker, Dexter’s father!

Here’s a little taster of what we’ve been enjoying for months now…

Marilyn Chambers has a cracking rack!

We’ll be adding more pictures of Emily Symons and her lovely breasts any time that the wardrobe department decide to dress her in something with a plunging neckline!

The new years eve edition of Coronation Street saw Deirdre discovering  Tracy Barlow lying motionless in the back yard with a head injury. Steve Macdonald was also on the scene, his hands covered in Tracy’s blood. Was he the one that really did attack his former lover ? or did he just ‘find her like it’ as he claimed to Deirdre as the episode came to a close?

Who left Tracy Barlow lying in a pool of her own blood?

There are certainly no shortage of potential assailants as Tracy had done a superb job in upsetting as many of the locals as possible since her return to Weatherfield.

Here are the suspects:

Steve Macdonald - Tracy vowed to move away with Steve’s daughter Amy.
Becky Macdonald - Tracy knows the secret that Becky paid her sister for custody of little Max.
Gail McIntyre - Tracy screwed Gail over in prison in order to attempt to get a lesser sentence for herself.
David Platt - Wants revenge for his mother Gail, and angry that Tracy slept with his brother Nick after David slept with her too.
Nick Tilsley - Is in a mess as things have cooled between himself and Leanne Barlow. Nick slept with Tracy, regrets his actions and wants to make things right.
Claire Peacock - Suffered no end of abuse since Tracy’s return, most notably regarding comments about her recently deceased husband.
Sean Tully - Tracy decided to be outrageously homophobic to Sean in the Rovers on New Years Eve.
Eileen Grimshaw - Another publican enjoying a drink in the Rovers when attacked by Tracy’s acid tounge regarding Eileen’s taste in fashion.
Mary Taylor - ‘Scary Mary’ was invovled in many exchanges with Tracy thoughout the night and actually gave as good as she got. She told Rita, Norris and Emily that she could see Tracy’s head on a slab, a prediction of her own actions perhaps?

Our Verdict
Claire Peacock – it’s always the quiet one.