Blokes On Soaps

We might as well rename Blokes on Soaps as “The Ruby Buckton Fanclub”. All we seem to be doing these days is posting pictures of actress Rebecca Breeds looking stunning in Home and Away. And Friday’s episode was no exception as she took to the beach to take part in a little bit of surfing

Unfortunately, the scene was not as good as it could have been with Dexter Walker’s head constantly getting in the way, but they nonetheless allow Ruby to show off all that is good about her. Her attempts to get with Romeo have resulted in her taking up surfing in order to try and impress him, and that is good news for all us blokes out there if it means she is going to be appearing in a bikini on a more frequent basis

Here she was attempting to get Dex to find out what was going on between Romeo and Indi, and he was eventually persuaded. If it were us in the young Walker blokes shoes and Ruby asked us to do something when she is looking this hot, it would take next to no persuasion

Home and Away hasn’t given us much to work with in the last few weeks, so it was nice to see them finally offer a bikini shot to us loyal viewers – this time of Indi Walker. When she first return to the Bay with the Walker family last year, she was often seen parading around the beach in very small clothing items, but since getting with Romeo (lucky man) she seemed to have covered up a lot more – until today that is.

After spectacularly cocking up the opportunity to have her and Nicole in revealing togas at their university party, we had to make do with Indi trying to clear her hangover on the beach in a delightful little red number. She was forced to appologise to Romeo for her behaviour the night before when she was totally smashed, but after sharing a kiss with Ruby (lucky man) he was, unsurprisingly, not interested.

Could this mean that Indi will be back on the market before too long, and showing off her fine body in order to lure in another man? Here’s hoping, if it means we get more shots like these, however brief they maybe

Regular readers of Blokes on Soaps will know the huge concern that we have raised since the departure of Stacey Slater and the subsequent lack of talent available now to EastEnders viewers. Well, the production team obviously share our concerns, as they decided to give us a fantastic viewing of some much-needed cleavage in the shape of Whitney Dean.

Actress Shona McGarty is about to embark on what will no doubt be a hugely challening storyline whereby she descends into the world of prostitution. We recently saw the first steps towards it this week when the very lucky Dave managed to successfully chat Whitney up, only to think that she was a prostitute and thus give Janine £50 to spend the night with her.

That money was then spent by Janine on a new dress for Whit, which had the Blokes on Soaps team roaring their approval when she appeared in the Vic looking absolutely stunning, thanks in part to the large amount of cleavage on offer.

Whitney has been overshone since her arrival on EastEnders by the likes of Stacey who were given raunchy storylines and fine costume choices, but if this weeks episodes are anything to go by that is all about to change and we are finally going to see Shona showing off all of her assets. Long may it continue

Ruby’s been a bit of a bad girl recently around Summer Bay. She was caught behind the wheel of Sid Walker’s car that was reported as stolen, then snuck out to the Year 12 Informal when she was grounded which resulted in a huge fight with mother Charlie Buckton. The good news for us blokes is that, as a result, she has been under virtual house arrest since and this means she is able to pratt about in the safety of her own home wearing dresses that show off her lovely breasts.

It’s only been in the last four or five months that the Home and Away produces have given Rebecca Breeds such a wonderful array of clothing to highlight her fine cleavage in a sign that she is maturing from Summer Bay High schoolgirl into a very fit young woman. This delightful salmon dress (the colour, not a Lady GaGa-esque effort made of fish) she wore for a pyschic reading with Marilyn and then when Jackson, who obviously completely lost the plot in going off with another girl, visited her home is a fine example of her blossoming, and good news for all us blokes who enjoy the vast array of talent in Home and Away.