Blokes On Soaps

This isn’t strictly anything to do with Coronation Street, but when we saw these photos we thought “bloody hell.” So it’s only right that we decide to share them with blokes everywhere who have taken a shining to Brooke Vincent and Sacha Parkinson in their roles as lesbian couple Sophie Webster and Sian Powers

The two recently traded the dreary weather of Manchester for the sun of Spain. This, obviously, meant plenty of opportunities to flaunt themselves in bikini’s which, given the lack of revealing outfits on show from Corrie, was a more than welcome addition to the Blokes on Soaps photo vault.

Hopefully, the great interest that these snaps will cause will force the producers to think “hang on a minute, if we have these two pratting about, doing lesbian things wearing very little then a lot more blokes will tune in”. It obviously wouldn’t be in the tradition of Coronation Street, but when you have two girls as hot as these two look then sometimes tradition has to go out of the window.

They won’t have long to swing that plan into action though with the news that Sacha is leaving the soap soon, in which case we will all just have to keep our fingers crossed that her and Brooke take some more girly holidays together to hot climates

If you’ve slept with Ruby Buckton, you’re a very lucky man in the opinion of Blokes on Soaps. Even if you may have caught an STI from her. Romeo Smith was recently diagnosed s having chlamydia, which naturally raises the question of where did he get it – with one of the answers being the delightful Miss Buckton.

Before getting herself tested, she hit the waves in order to work out some of her aggression in what can only be described as a dangerously tight bikini. The result? These fantastic photos of actress Rebecca Breeds dripping wet and showing off her quite simply fantastic cleavage

Let’s hope that the chlamydia spreads around the Bay if it means all the fit locals taking this approach to treatment

Firstly, the bad news. In today’s Home and Away episode, April Scott took herself off the market by seeming to get back with ex Xavier Austin. This was more than outweighed by the good news though – that the Home and Away producers went April cleavage MENTAL with not just one scene of her in the diner showing it off, but then an extended beach scene in a tight pink bikini!

Her scenes after this point were disapointingly lacking in furthetr exposure, but as the fact that we have got 17 shots of the first batch indicate us blokes were given more than enough to feast upon. Up until a few days ago it had been a quiet period for the residents of Summer Bay in terms of getting their norks out, but we have now been treated to both April and Indi Walker doing it in recent episodes.

We’re sure you are going to enjoy these ones: