Blokes On Soaps

When Toadie and Steph had their sham marriage back in the Summer of 2010,  the happy couple were overshadowed by another couple – the breasts of Summer Hoyland! (played by actress Jordy Lucas) Acting as bridesmaid alongside Libby Kennedy, Summer was displaying a generous amount of cleavage and was conveniently put in a scene at the coffee shop where she had to bend down to retreive something from under the counter.

Please do enjoy the following pictures of Jordy Lucas’ cracking breasts.

Back in August 2010, Neighbours were running the ‘Who Pushed Paul’ storyline.  In the weeks building up to the heinous act were were introduced to Diana Marshall. She jetted in from America on behalf of the Daniels Corporation to check out the financial dealings of Paul Robinson following a tip off from Declan Napier.

Powerful status, sharp dressing and decent bodywork to boot  makes Diana a very alluring older lady. She’s a classic Femme Fatale. We here at Blokes on Soaps would certainly give in to her!

When you receive a message from Diana, demanding that you meet in her hotel room in an hours time, you know you are in for a cracking time.!

Paul Robinson was the lucky recipient of the message. Diana is so hungry for sex that she even shags men with only one leg!

Diana has slipped into  some sexy nightwear and beckons Paul towards the bed.

Paul looks at himself in the mirror. Is he worrying about poor Rebecca of whom he’s about to cheat on, or is he just thinking about which position to shag Diana in first?

Impatient Diana begins to remove Pauls tie…

That’s the green light that Paul needed as he moves in for a kiss to start the proceedings.

Within seconds Paul is removing Diana’s gown and we get to see a bit of bare shoulder! mmmmmmm.

With the sex out of the way, Paul returns to Ramsay Street with a bouquet of flowers for Rebecca. Someone feeling guilty?

Rebecca is delighted with the romantic gesture from her husand. She believes they are a ‘thank you’ for organising Andrew Robinson’s birthday celebrations. Poor Cow.

Back at the hotel we discover that Diana is a right old dirty bitch as she’s recorded the sex session. Will she be uploading it to the internet?

Sadly this was the only sexual encounter that Diana had during her stint on the show. It would have been more exciting if she had exhibited herself to be a cougar and bedded someone like Zeke or Ringo!

The role of Diana Marshall was played by actress  Jane Balder.  Surprisingly she was 56 years of age at the time of filming her appearance in Neighbours, that definitely makes her a GILF!

Great news for fans of Indi Walker today as she and boyfriend Romeo Smith joined Roo Stewart in jetting off for Hawaii. With this on-location filming, the guys at Home and Away obviously thought that they needed to push the boat out for this break away from Summer Bay, and thankfully for us blokes one of the ways they did that was by squeezing Indi into an impossibly small bikini, make her prance about a hotel complex and finally hit the water for a surf.

The good news is that it looks like their time in Hawaii isn’t going to be just restricted to this one episode, with Romeo proposing that they get married on the island. Hopefully this will mean more of actress Samara Weaving wearing very little again