Blokes On Soaps

Great news for fans of Indi Walker today as she and boyfriend Romeo Smith joined Roo Stewart in jetting off for Hawaii. With this on-location filming, the guys at Home and Away obviously thought that they needed to push the boat out for this break away from Summer Bay, and thankfully for us blokes one of the ways they did that was by squeezing Indi into an impossibly small bikini, make her prance about a hotel complex and finally hit the water for a surf.

The good news is that it looks like their time in Hawaii isn’t going to be just restricted to this one episode, with Romeo proposing that they get married on the island. Hopefully this will mean more of actress Samara Weaving wearing very little again

If you’ve slept with Ruby Buckton, you’re a very lucky man in the opinion of Blokes on Soaps. Even if you may have caught an STI from her. Romeo Smith was recently diagnosed s having chlamydia, which naturally raises the question of where did he get it – with one of the answers being the delightful Miss Buckton.

Before getting herself tested, she hit the waves in order to work out some of her aggression in what can only be described as a dangerously tight bikini. The result? These fantastic photos of actress Rebecca Breeds dripping wet and showing off her quite simply fantastic cleavage

Let’s hope that the chlamydia spreads around the Bay if it means all the fit locals taking this approach to treatment

Firstly, the bad news. In today’s Home and Away episode, April Scott took herself off the market by seeming to get back with ex Xavier Austin. This was more than outweighed by the good news though – that the Home and Away producers went April cleavage MENTAL with not just one scene of her in the diner showing it off, but then an extended beach scene in a tight pink bikini!

Her scenes after this point were disapointingly lacking in furthetr exposure, but as the fact that we have got 17 shots of the first batch indicate us blokes were given more than enough to feast upon. Up until a few days ago it had been a quiet period for the residents of Summer Bay in terms of getting their norks out, but we have now been treated to both April and Indi Walker doing it in recent episodes.

We’re sure you are going to enjoy these ones:

Goood things about Indi Walker breaking up with Romeo Smith – she is single and flaunting herself at other blokes. Bad things about Indi Walker breaking up with Romeo Smith – she has stopped taking surfing lessons and hitting the waves as much, meaning a distinct lack of bikini action. Until now.

While the romance doesn’t look like being rekindled anytime soon due to Romeo having been put well off by Sid’s warnings to stay away from his daughter, the friendship is looking back on track. So much so that the two returned to a secluded spot to catch the surf again – meaning that us blokes got another cheeky look at one of Summer Bay’s finest in her smalls.

Let us hope for the sake of blokes everywhere that this is the first of many

It’s enough to get any self respecting hetrosexual man’s pulse going. A very fit woman doing the ironing in the middle of the night. And that is what Home and Away treated us to with the latest twist in April Scott’s OCD storyline.

After being chucked into the swimming pool by Heath Braxton at a recent party, April has taken a turn for the worse and decided to start ironing in the middle of the night. She also rearranged Irene’s entire kitchen by colour and size, making everything perfect. And the best thing about it all? She did it once again wearing an insanely low cut top exposing a delightful amount of cleavage

She irons, she wears revealing clothing and she tidies up. And she is fit. April would make the most perfect wife in the world.

Rejoice fans of Home and Away, Indi Walker is now single following her disastrous attempt at a reconciliation with Romeo Smith. Romeo was the lucky bugger who ended up bedding Ruby Buckton AND dating Indi at the same time, but you can’t have your fingers in two pies and eat them both – as the young lad has found out

Fast forward a couple of days, and Indi is back out in the pull at a university party. Lucky newcomer Kieran is the man she cops off with, although thankfully it was just a bit of kissing and not a full blown relationship at this stage. This is a good thing as it means that if young Miss Walker is going to continue to go on the pull, she will wear cleavage-busting numbers like this delightful yellow top that alerted Kieran to the charms of her cleavage. Phwoar!

Ruby Buckton has been a mixed up young lady since she slept with Romeo only to have all hopes of a relationship with him dashed. Firmly in the rebound category, Ruby ended up hooking up with Casey Braxton in the most unlikely of places….

It all came about when Xavier, Casey and Ruby went to a ‘Rev-Head’ meeting at Deacon’s Point.  On the way back the car ran out of petrol as Xavier is an idiot and doesn’t think about what cars need to run. He had no option but to run to a petrol station miles down the road.

With Xavier away, it gave Ruby and Casey the chance to have a lovely chat. Ruby poured her heart out to him and Casey was there with the tea and sympathy.

Ruby liked what she was hearing from Casey and sits in the car passenger seat whilst flashing a smile and showing off her charms. I wonder where this is heading!

Meanwhile, Charlie caught up with Xavier and drove him back to the car.  Xavier didn’t tell her who was with him and Casey. Charlie is in for a shock!

With no sign of Casey and Ruby waiting by the stationary vehicle, Charlie takes a peek inside, much to her horror….

She discovers Casey on top of Ruby in the backseat of the car, somehow their clothes have come off. How lucky actor Lincoln Younes is, getting to film a sex scene in a car with actress Rebecca Breeds! I hope he made the most of the opportunity and touched her up.

A week later and Ruby arrives at school to stares and laughs from her fellow students. Casey and Dexter have something to show her….

Word had got out about Ruby’s sexual encounter with Casey in the backseat of Xaviers car and someone made a ‘Backseat Buckton’ animation to celebrate her special moment. Needless to say that Ruby was not amused, nor was her mother Charlie who stormed the school in her capacity as a police officer,  looking to press criminal charges!

Since returning from the United States, Roo Stewart appears to have received a personality transplant (More likely the writers wanted to repackage the character after an initial one month stint)  She’s now  fun, cocky and confident  and this hasn’t gone unnoticed by the men of Summer Bay.

It was during a friendly meal with Angelo at his restuarant that she told him of the woes of living at the caravan park, Roo is  particularly unhappy with the lack of hot water in the communal showers. Angleo told Roo how he’s rattling around in a 4 bedroom house on his own and invited Roo to come over to check out his amenities. She jumped at the chance, especially on hearing that the house has TWO bathrooms. Women like that sort of thing.

With the wine flowing and Angelo’s idea of amenities being his heat-seeking love missile, he decided to make a move on Summer Bays newest MILF.

Sadly for Angelo he got a big fat REJECTION! Roo is only interested in being his housemate and laughed off his approach as she claims to be far too old for him. When you look as hot as Roo does for a more mature woman, then you can never be too old!

Thing are going to get a bit more interesting at Angelo’s house as Liam Murphy has now moved in too. Potential for a threesome?

April Scott’s OCD/Panic Attacks have been getting more and more prominent these past few weeks. She finally convinced Dr Sid Walker to remove a harmless mole from her neck. Coloured in multiple copies of a map until it was perfect, then went crazy when she realised she had to transport her work without it getting creased. She then blew up at Liam Murphy for not fixing the electrics that caused Bianca to get a shock at the love shack,  and she also got upset when a classmate borrowed one of her pens.  A distressing time for April, but lots of pleasure for us viewers as Rhiannon Fish has been showing off more of her lovely cleavage.

In the March 18th episode of Home and Away, Ruby Buckton finally got what she wanted — Romeo in BED!
Months ago she was on a crusade to find ‘true love’ and eventually set her sights on Romeo despite the fact he was in a long-term relationship with Indie Walker.

Ruby’s conquest of Romeo took place following a meeting  between Indie and Romeo at the beach. Indie bemoaned the lack of contact between the two of them over recent weeks, Romeo pointed out that it wasn’t really his fault seeing that Indie is now at University with all the activities that go with it. Indie said that that their relationship cant go on if it’s not moving forward and invited Romeo over to the farm that same evening to ‘talk’.

Romeo assumed that Indie was going to be breaking up with him so didn’t bother going to see her, instead he rocked up at Ruby’s house. Little did Romeo know that Indie was planning a night of red hot sex after ensuring the house was going to be empty for the night.

Earlier that evening Nicole had gone over to see Ruby and talked about boys whilst enjoying a hot chocolate. She told Ruby how Indie had planned the special night for Romeo. Miss Buckton was crushed when she heard the news, so she really couldn’t believe her luck when Romeo came calling.

With the knowledge of Indie’s plans, Ruby wasted little time in telling Romeo that she wanted him and not Casey Braxton. Romeo was about to leave when Ruby pounced, taking his virginity away. Romeo is one lucky guy!!!!

Sadly the shows producers opted not to show any scenes of a sexual nature, in fact you didn’t see them in Ruby’s bed at all. There needs to be a petition put together to lobby the show to be aired after the watershed!