Blokes On Soaps

When Toadie and Steph had their sham marriage back in the Summer of 2010,  the happy couple were overshadowed by another couple – the breasts of Summer Hoyland! (played by actress Jordy Lucas) Acting as bridesmaid alongside Libby Kennedy, Summer was displaying a generous amount of cleavage and was conveniently put in a scene at the coffee shop where she had to bend down to retreive something from under the counter.

Please do enjoy the following pictures of Jordy Lucas’ cracking breasts.

Back in August 2010, Neighbours were running the ‘Who Pushed Paul’ storyline.  In the weeks building up to the heinous act were were introduced to Diana Marshall. She jetted in from America on behalf of the Daniels Corporation to check out the financial dealings of Paul Robinson following a tip off from Declan Napier.

Powerful status, sharp dressing and decent bodywork to boot  makes Diana a very alluring older lady. She’s a classic Femme Fatale. We here at Blokes on Soaps would certainly give in to her!

When you receive a message from Diana, demanding that you meet in her hotel room in an hours time, you know you are in for a cracking time.!

Paul Robinson was the lucky recipient of the message. Diana is so hungry for sex that she even shags men with only one leg!

Diana has slipped into  some sexy nightwear and beckons Paul towards the bed.

Paul looks at himself in the mirror. Is he worrying about poor Rebecca of whom he’s about to cheat on, or is he just thinking about which position to shag Diana in first?

Impatient Diana begins to remove Pauls tie…

That’s the green light that Paul needed as he moves in for a kiss to start the proceedings.

Within seconds Paul is removing Diana’s gown and we get to see a bit of bare shoulder! mmmmmmm.

With the sex out of the way, Paul returns to Ramsay Street with a bouquet of flowers for Rebecca. Someone feeling guilty?

Rebecca is delighted with the romantic gesture from her husand. She believes they are a ‘thank you’ for organising Andrew Robinson’s birthday celebrations. Poor Cow.

Back at the hotel we discover that Diana is a right old dirty bitch as she’s recorded the sex session. Will she be uploading it to the internet?

Sadly this was the only sexual encounter that Diana had during her stint on the show. It would have been more exciting if she had exhibited herself to be a cougar and bedded someone like Zeke or Ringo!

The role of Diana Marshall was played by actress  Jane Balder.  Surprisingly she was 56 years of age at the time of filming her appearance in Neighbours, that definitely makes her a GILF!

Does anyone remember that glorious moment in 2010 when Summer Hoyland (played by actress Jordy Lucas) was trying to expose Andrew Robinson’s bogus love manual that he was selling the Erinsborough High geeks?

She entered the male changing rooms at the gym with the aim of planting her ipod nano so that she could record Harry and Andrew discussing their money making scheme.

Harry Ramsay entered the changing rooms whilst she was putting her plan into action, Summer had to make her excuses for why she was in the mens room and proceeded to take her top off, revealing for the very first time that she actually had quite a sizable pair of breasts underneath the loose clothes that she’d been wearing since her debut. Here is the picture of Summer’s very first cleavage reveal…

Summer prepares to reveal what we've all been waiting for!

Summer shows off some lovely cleavage

Natasha Williams arrived on our screens in the Spring and has firmly established herself in the top tier of soap totty. (more…)

So  the producers of Neighbours are inviting english ladies to audition via YouTube to have a short term role in the soap as Malcolm Kennedy’s girlfriend. There is a script to read from via the Channel 5 website.

The competition has been running for about a month now and the entries have suddenly been flooding onto YouTube.
Many of the women auditioning are completely deluded. However, there are some amazing fitties who have some acting ability.

One audition video that has caught my eye so far is by the extremely sexy Emily Sinclair.

The hair, the skimpy top, the nice breasts, lovely skin, a cute smile, what’s there not to like!
I’ll happily splash out on an HD TV if she’s going to appear on it!

Do you remember the original Summer Hoyland? If you don’t, then here’s a lovely tribute video that someone on YouTube made for the actress Marisa Siketa. It’s basically a load of pictures accompanied by a Leona Lewis song.

It’s amazing how quickly she grew up on screen, and was a pretty young thing too.

Who’d have thought it? Harold Bishop is a swinger!
The following video turned up on the internet yesterday where Harold describes in graphic detail just what he got up to when he attended a swingers party. No wonder he left Ramsay Street in his camper van, he’s off round Australia having mass sexual encounters with any man, woman and beast that he can find. What a hero!