We’ll first see Hetti on our screens in January as the Lucy Beale character returns from her stay in Devon. Her return to the square is rumoured to be because of the death of Pat Butcher. Expect it all to kick off in the Beale household when Lucy meets Mandy!

Moira has a big argument with Farmer John. Probably something about him not appreciating how lovely her fine cleavage looks in that dress.

Following the argument, Moira is straight on her phone, looking to hook up with a stud. If you managed to notice that she’s using a phone in the above picture, then well done you!

Moira rushes through the village in her high heeled shoes and lovely short dress, showing off her lovely tanned legs before entering the garage and wrapping them around Cain Dingle’s torso.

Moira’s face says it all. What a naughty little girl you’ve been! Did Cain give you the full service?

Back at the farmhouse Moira is still in ulta-guilt mode.  Sensibly she takes a hot shower to wash off Cain’s bodily fluids. Sadly the Emmerdale producer didn’t include that particular scene.

We hope to be seeing a LOT more of Natalie J Robb and her 36 C breasts in the coming weeks.

Michael Moon on Whitney Dean’s somewhat dodgy past:
“Whitney’s a lovely girl. For an ex-prostitute. I think you’ll find that’s what it was. She slept with a geezer for money. That would be a prostitute then in my book”

Please do enjoy the following pictures of Jordy Lucas’ cracking breasts.

Powerful status, sharp dressing and decent bodywork to boot  makes Diana a very alluring older lady. She’s a classic Femme Fatale. We here at Blokes on Soaps would certainly give in to her!

When you receive a message from Diana, demanding that you meet in her hotel room in an hours time, you know you are in for a cracking time.!

Paul Robinson was the lucky recipient of the message. Diana is so hungry for sex that she even shags men with only one leg!

Diana has slipped into  some sexy nightwear and beckons Paul towards the bed.

Paul looks at himself in the mirror. Is he worrying about poor Rebecca of whom he’s about to cheat on, or is he just thinking about which position to shag Diana in first?

Impatient Diana begins to remove Pauls tie…

That’s the green light that Paul needed as he moves in for a kiss to start the proceedings.

Within seconds Paul is removing Diana’s gown and we get to see a bit of bare shoulder! mmmmmmm.

With the sex out of the way, Paul returns to Ramsay Street with a bouquet of flowers for Rebecca. Someone feeling guilty?

Rebecca is delighted with the romantic gesture from her husand. She believes they are a ‘thank you’ for organising Andrew Robinson’s birthday celebrations. Poor Cow.

Back at the hotel we discover that Diana is a right old dirty bitch as she’s recorded the sex session. Will she be uploading it to the internet?

Sadly this was the only sexual encounter that Diana had during her stint on the show. It would have been more exciting if she had exhibited herself to be a cougar and bedded someone like Zeke or Ringo!

The role of Diana Marshall was played by actress  Jane Balder.  Surprisingly she was 56 years of age at the time of filming her appearance in Neighbours, that definitely makes her a GILF!

The good news is that it looks like their time in Hawaii isn’t going to be just restricted to this one episode, with Romeo proposing that they get married on the island. Hopefully this will mean more of actress Samara Weaving wearing very little again

The two recently traded the dreary weather of Manchester for the sun of Spain. This, obviously, meant plenty of opportunities to flaunt themselves in bikini’s which, given the lack of revealing outfits on show from Corrie, was a more than welcome addition to the Blokes on Soaps photo vault.

Hopefully, the great interest that these snaps will cause will force the producers to think “hang on a minute, if we have these two pratting about, doing lesbian things wearing very little then a lot more blokes will tune in”. It obviously wouldn’t be in the tradition of Coronation Street, but when you have two girls as hot as these two look then sometimes tradition has to go out of the window.

They won’t have long to swing that plan into action though with the news that Sacha is leaving the soap soon, in which case we will all just have to keep our fingers crossed that her and Brooke take some more girly holidays together to hot climates

Before getting herself tested, she hit the waves in order to work out some of her aggression in what can only be described as a dangerously tight bikini. The result? These fantastic photos of actress Rebecca Breeds dripping wet and showing off her quite simply fantastic cleavage

Let’s hope that the chlamydia spreads around the Bay if it means all the fit locals taking this approach to treatment

Her scenes after this point were disapointingly lacking in furthetr exposure, but as the fact that we have got 17 shots of the first batch indicate us blokes were given more than enough to feast upon. Up until a few days ago it had been a quiet period for the residents of Summer Bay in terms of getting their norks out, but we have now been treated to both April and Indi Walker doing it in recent episodes.

We’re sure you are going to enjoy these ones:

While the romance doesn’t look like being rekindled anytime soon due to Romeo having been put well off by Sid’s warnings to stay away from his daughter, the friendship is looking back on track. So much so that the two returned to a secluded spot to catch the surf again – meaning that us blokes got another cheeky look at one of Summer Bay’s finest in her smalls.

Let us hope for the sake of blokes everywhere that this is the first of many